News Archive for 'Old Work'

Olden Day Money

Today a lady handed me 1c and 2c coins to pay for her shopping….

Lady : Here you go
Me : Errr you can’t pay with these…
Lady : Oh, I can’t?
Me : ………………………………………..
Lady : ……………………
Me: ……………..No
Lady : Oh ok.

She then hands me a $50 note

Sigh.

Permalink Posted in Old Work by Eggy on Sep 1, 2009

Whole Cake? No Mam 99.9999% Cake

A lady comes through with some shopping and a cake, I dunno if it was from me packing or the cake was already like this, but she notices a tiny fracture has come off…

She wants a new cake, She saids “It looks different”

IT LOOKS DIFFERENT?!LOOKS DIFFERENT?!!! A tiny bit, like the size of your little pinky nail is off and she wants a new one…..right….just…yeahhhh…

So I say…

“It’s only a tiny little bit off, it should be ok”

She then gives me a glare that would look something like what hitler would look at you like just before he killed you.

So after a little awkward silence I call up and get her a new cake.

Just…..Sigh.

Permalink Posted in Old Work by Eggy on Sep 1, 2009

Coke got fizzed up

This guy comes through and buys one small coke. Pays for it. Walks one metre out the checkout and drops it, it fizzes up. He turns around walks back to me and saids -

Man : My coke got Fizzed up, can I have another one.
Me : Umm………
Man : …..
Me : Swap it for one off the shelf just there then..
Man : …….ok

I could have said no, but I couldn’t be bothered…

Please people. Try not to drop your coke straight after you buy it……

Permalink Posted in Old Work by Eggy on Sep 1, 2009

Am I There?

I was standing in line at work today waiting to pay for some things, and this old guy walks into my back, and keeps walking forward….his head is pushed against my back and hes still trying to walk forward……I turn around and look at him like….what the hell? I look at my friend who also has a what the hell expression, so I take a step forward and then he keeps walking and hits my back again. I turn around and look at him and say

Me : uhh what the?
Old Guy : Are you standing or line or what, move out the way?
Me : uhhh yes i am…
Old Guy : …..

He then moves to the other checkout….He wasn’t blind or anything…

WHAT THE HELL???

Permalink Posted in Old Work by Eggy on Sep 1, 2009

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