They seemed like a normal couple, The woman was overweight and a bit of a butch. I put there shopping through, scanned there items and the guy was closest to me.
Me : Cash or Card thanks? (looking at the guy)
Woman : EXCUSE ME?! WHY DID YOU LOOK AT HIM LIKE EXPECTING HIM TO PAY
Me : I…well…he’s right the—
Woman : So typical!! always expecting the man to pay!! woman can to you know!
Me : Oh…uhhh…yeah…Sorry, so, Cash or Card then?
She hands me a card and I swipe it and guess what,
IT WAS HIS FUCKING CREDIT CARD, NOT HERS!!!!!!
I look at it, then look at her. She just glares at me…..wow….just wow.
As they leave, the guy stays back a bit and when the woman is out of earshot he saids -
Man : Sorry about that, my wifes a bitch.
Me : HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
I hope that fat bitch chokes on some cheetoes or something.
P.S : Friends told me later I should have handed the card to her and read out his name. I’m pissed now I didn’t think of that, oh well if by a crazy chance it happens again I will.