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Unexpected Slap

This happened to the guy next to me today…

He’s weighing the onions on the scales, more weight equals higher price. So he puts the onions on and has his fingers resting on the edge of the scales, then quickly she leans over -

*SLAPS HIS HAND* (Thats right, literally slapped it hard)

Lady : GET YOUR HAND OFF THE SCALES BOY, YOUR TRYING TO RAISE MY PRICE

Checkout Guy : …… *stunned face*

Now to raise the price with your fingers is very hard, you would have to purposly be trying because the scale needs to stay on the same weight for a few seconds and its very hard to keep your hand perfectly still. I felt like slapping her…

So still with her shopping, he drops a bag about knee height….

Lady : OH. MY. GOD, YOU BROKE MY BISCUITS!!
Checkout Guy : I’m sure there ok–
Lady : THEY MOST CERTANLY ARE NOT, I WANT A REPLACEMENT
Checkout Guy : ..uhh ok

At the worst the biscuits would have had some chips off them on the corners….

DEAR GOD THIS BISCUIT HAS A LITTLE CRUMB MISSING OFF THE SIDE THERE IS NO WAY I COULD EVER EAT THIS THAT WOULD BE INSANE AND CRAZY THIS STUPID FUCKING BISCUIT NOW I CANT ENJOY MY BISCUIT IM GOING TO YELL AND BLAME EVERYONE AND RING AND TELL THE PRESIDENT BECAUSE OH. MY .GOD ITTTSSS FUCCKINNNGGGGG MISSSSSING AAAA CRUMBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry bout that.

Permalink Posted in Old Work by Eggy on Sep 1, 2009