Straight or Curly

Some guy comes up to me and asks where is the pasta, so I show him

Me : Here you go
Guy : Ahh thanks, umm, hmm i’ve never had pasta before, My wife is making me come get some.

This guy is like 30ish…….how could you not have had pasta by 30?!??!?

Me : Umm geez
Guy : Which tastes better the curly or the straight
Me : ………yeah im pretty sure they taste the same
Guy : but they look different
Me : well…yeah …

He sits there in thought as i slowly get away….I was not going to sit there and debate that something will taste the same even if its different shapes….jesus fucken christ.

Permalink Posted in Old Work by Eggy on Sep 1, 2009