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A night made up of ridiculous events…

- Got asked for ID about 10 times in the night
- Seeing my old high school teacher completely drunk, he buys everyone a shot
- Me telling someone I hate them more than anyone else in the world…
- Another different drunk teacher buying me a shot
- Walking home while completely drunk…..which is a 1-2 hour walk
- Falling into a drain…pants now smell very bad….
- Getting home, putting chicken tenders in the oven…but then fell asleep
- Wake up with the house smelling like smoke and chicken, in the oven is black charcoal…..luckily the house didn’t burn down

Permalink Posted in Drunken Stories by Eggy on Sep 1, 2009